1-2-3-4
 
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. 
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. 
Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind." and refers him to 
a psychiatrist.
 
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could 
possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
 
The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, 
and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is 
powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is 
say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the 
witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"
 
The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it 
will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
 
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with 
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly 
he gets an erection.
 
His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"

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