A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the men's
room, but every time he tried the door it was occupied. The stewardess,
seeing his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room, but
cautioned him against pressing the buttons on the wall. The buttons
were marked W-W, W-A, P-P, and A-T-R.
Eventually, his curiosity got the better of him and while sitting
there he carefully pressed the first button, marked W-W.
Immediately, warm water sprayed gently over his entire bottom.
He thought, "Hell, these gals have really got it made!".
Not yet satisfying his curiosity, he pressed the next button,
marked W-A. Warm air dried his bottom completely. This,
he thought, was wonderful. When he pressed the next button, marked
P-P, a large powder puff patted his behind lightly with
scented perfumed powder. By now he couldn't wait to find out what
the last button was for and he looked at it and brought his finger
up to it and ....
Time passed and he was aware of nothing more until he awoke in
the hospital. In a panic, he buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared,
he cried out,"What happened? What am I doing here? The last
thing I remember is sitting in the ladies room aboard an airplane."
The nurse replied, "So you were, but you were also cautioned
about pressing any buttons on the wall. You were doing fine until
you pressed the button marked A-T-R, which stands for Automatic
Tampon Remover, so, here you are in the hospital and your penis
is under your pillow."