Why a dictionary is better than a man
These are some things that some friends and myself came up with.
They are a result of a friend of mine realizing she was snuggling
a dictionary while talking online instead of her teddy bear.
- You can always buy a new dictionary when one wears out.
- Dictionaries are ORGANIZED (and like it)
- When a dictionary falls apart, you can tape it back together
and it'll work just fine.
- Sex always comes before Work with dictionaries.
- Dictionaries are the ones that open up for YOU instead of
the other way around.
- Dictionaries come with a protective cover.
- Most dictionaries are always hard. The ones that aren't are
portable.
- Your mother will never be disappointed in a dictionary you
bring home.
- You can have them sitting out in public and not worry about
being embarrassed by it.
- They don't mind being shelved.
- You can legally keep more then one dictionary.
- Dictionaries don't get flustered if you point out another
dictionary that's larger.
- You can find dictionaries in bookstores in places OTHER than
the sci-fi and sports sections.