The Nun and the Blind Man

After a long hard day, Sister Gloria retires to her room at the convent.

She discovers that she's all hot and sweaty, so she decides to remove all her clothing to cool off. Suddenly, she hears a knock at the door. It's Sister Josephine.

Sister Josephine says: "Sister Gloria, there is a blind man here to see you." Sister Josephine then parts, leaving the blind man at Sister Gloria's door.

Sister Gloria begins to put her clothes back on, but then she thinks to herself: "If the man is blind, why do I have to cover my naked body?"

So she decides to open the door in the nude.

Sister Gloria opens the door and says: "Hello young man."

The man says: "Hey babe, nice tits. So where would you like me to put these blinds?"

 

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