Why it's Great to be a Man

 

  1. You can be President.

 

  1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

 

  1. Your orgasms are real. Always.

 

  1. Your last name stays put.

 

  1. The garage is all yours.

 

  1. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

 

  1. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 

  1. Wedding Dress $2,000, Tux rental $85.

 

  1. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. Chocolate is just another snack.

 

  1. You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.

 

  1. Foreplay is optional.

 

  1. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

 

  1. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

  1. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

 

  1. The world is your urinal.

 

  1. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

 

  1. You never worry about gas stations being just too icky.

 

  1. Wrinkles add character.

 

  1. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

 

  1. The occasional belch is expected.

 

  1. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

 

  1. One mood, all the time - horny.

 

  1. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

 

  1. Same work... more pay.

 

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